
It's no mystery that many a seasoned chefs and food know-it-all's may turn their respectively well seasoned noses up at such a device as the humble slow cooker. Ah yes, the counter-space hogging contraction screams
housewife, lame, technique lacking, amateur...Well I say unto them,
hogwash!! These little bad-boys give you a serious edge int he cooking department. Its like your ringer in the game, your invisible sous chef, your secret weapon! Yes, its true, I perhaps seem a bit overenthusiastic in my praise for such a simple (and by no means new) kitchen appliance- But dang it, its crazy not to have one. Ashamed as I am, I only within the last year finally purchased one and cannot get over how easy
and fun they are. Yes its horrifying, I have been cooking all these years without such a clutch appliance. The horror... the HORROR...!!! (literary reference probably unneeded, but how could I resist..??)
Okay, back on topic. There are 4 main reason so bu a slow cooker. Really only 2, but I'll elaborate just for you.
.1. They are surprisingly inexpensive. Sure, you can get one that will put you back several hundred dollars, and look like a Russian space station sitting next to your toaster-- but who needs their slow cooker to detonate a nuclear missile into space anyway? I mean, mine has like two buttons, and it works just fine.
.2. Its essentially the slowest most perfect braising machine, which requires ZERO action on your part after loading it up, and hitting start.
.3. Its creates the beautiful depth of flavor that you only get from long oven braises, or stove-top braises, or simmers, or roasts... And you can do it while you sleep, with no electric sucking oven!
.4. They. ARE. EASY. Like,
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, easy. And you can make huge meals on the cheap (again,
Housewives cheap) because inexpensive tough cuts of meat are no match to the 4-8 hour cook time you're about to put them through.
You put some stuff in, add some liquid, start it. Go. Come back, add some fresh herbs and citrus perhaps, of jalapenos, or whatever, and dinner is served. Or breakfast in my case. Because I do it over night, and when I wake up, its all I can do to haul my sleepy butt into the kitchen, and start eating straight from the cooking pot. Yeah, that's how much willpower I have, its just too much of an inconvenience to get a plate. Plates are for suckers. Or people with kids, spouses, relatives...boyfriends... Um, okay moving on.
My latest creation was BBQ pork. Now, I've made BBQ pork before, the real way. And I gotta say, yeah, it was batter. BUT--that also required an 8 hour jaunt in my smoker, a fair amount of mesquite wood, very little sleep, and a lovely hate letter from my upstairs neighbor, declaring her fear for her life due to the 'billowing black smoke.' Excuse me madam, if that was 'billowing' then those cigarette-smoking kids in alley must be slowing putting you in your deathbed... Ahem. Grouch-
SO, in conclusion, the slow cooker is a nifty alternative that will satiate your hankering form some soulful 'que, AND keep your neighbors happily ignorant to your cunning cookery.

Like magic.
For this braised pork loin recipe-- I will say, it is important to sear your meat in a big skillet first, and saute the aromatics in the rendered droppings, all before adding to the pot. Doing some initial cooking this way, ahead of time, gives you the caramelization that the slow cooker can't really,. Plus it provides textural contrast. A little stove-top cooking first, then you're home free.

Doing the onions

So tender and unctuous. Plus after you skim off any excess fat (or not, your gluttonous choice) The pork is quite lean.
Kansas City Style (of course!) BBQ Pork Loin
(typically butt is better, but the loin was cheap, so I just ran with it. I'm a rebel that way. Use whatever cut you want)
3-4 lb pork cut- no bone, with a large fat side. Don't remove all of it, just trimmed of sinew and little membranes
red pepper flakes - 1 T or to taste
beef stock - 2-3 cups
several dashes Worcestershire
several dashes liquid smoke
1/2 cup-ish apple cider vinegar
1/2-1 cup your favorite BBQ sauce.
Please lord, actually seek out a good product. This is not the place to cut corners and buy generic. Or if you do, don't tell me. Seriously.
1 jalapeno sliced
1 large, or 2 medium onions, sliced
BBQ seasoning premixed rub, or a combo of cumin, cayenne, black pepper, ground coriander, oregano, smoked paprika, salt & pepper. (I used a blend I love, from back home...)
Rub meat liberally with seasoning. Get aggressive, massage that baby goooood. In a hot pan, add olive oil, and sear meat really well, all around. Remove and set aside. Add more oil to the pan if necessary and add onion. Brown and caramelize, coking for about 5-10 minutes. Add a bit of salt and pepper, and red pepper flakes. Once they are caramelized, slightly, and getting soft, remove from heat. Put half the onions in the bottom of the slow cooker. Place the meat on top of that. Add the rest of the onions and the jalapenos. Mix all the remaining ingredients together (the BBQ sauce, the cider vinegar, the Worcestershire, the liquid smoke-- and pour into the slow cooker. Add a cup or two more chicken stock, if the liquid level is below half full. You want the liquids to come at least half way up the side of the cooking bowl-- to prevent burning. Put on the lid, and set it to low for 6-8 hours, or high for 3-5 hours.
Voila!!!!!!
Go party, sleep, shop, whatever you want. Come back, and dish up. I think I ate mine with fork, in a huge bowl and that is all... Actually, probably with some brioche, or any other soft soak-up-all-the-juices bread... But you can get fancy ad serve it with some lovely garlic mashed potatoes, parsnip puree, grilled asparagus (which is just coming into season here in CA)...whatever you want. Also, any leftovers are to DIE for in a spicy pork chili.. as per the way my mom always uses it. Mmmmmm
Enjoy y'all! And long live the 'Que